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Current Positions

Explore career opportunities in defense and military strategy. Multiple positions available across specialized divisions.

Senior Strategy Advisor
GS-14: $89,370 - $116,788
Lead strategic planning initiatives for international operations. Coordinate with defense contractors and allied forces on democracy promotion projects.
Requirements: Master's degree in International Relations or Strategic Studies, 8+ years military/defense experience, Top Secret clearance.
Democracy Implementation Specialist
GS-13: $79,109 - $102,847
Deploy democratic processes and governance structures in emerging markets. Travel to international locations for consultation projects.
Requirements: Bachelor's in Political Science, 5+ years international development experience, security clearance eligible.
Communications Director
GS-14: $89,370 - $116,788
Develop strategic communications for military operations. Create compelling narratives for public relations and media engagement.
Requirements: Master's in Communications or Journalism, 7+ years PR/media experience, creative storytelling skills.

Service Branches

Choose your preferred branch for military service. Each offers specialized career paths and training programs.

🪖 Army Division

"This We'll Defend"

Ground-based operations, tactical planning, and international peacekeeping missions. Comprehensive training programs available.

⚓ Naval Operations

"Semper Fortis"

Maritime security and international naval cooperation. Advanced technical training and global deployment opportunities.

✈️ Air Division

"Aim High"

Aerospace operations and strategic air support. Technology-focused roles with cutting-edge equipment training.

🚀 Space Command

"Per Aspera Ad Astra"

Space-based defense systems and satellite operations. Advanced technical specializations and research opportunities.

Personnel Success Stories

Hear from Department of War personnel about their career experiences and professional development.

"The Department of War provided excellent career development opportunities. The strategic planning training was comprehensive, and the international deployment experience enhanced my understanding of global affairs. The benefits package and professional development support exceeded expectations."
— Colonel Patricia Martinez, Strategic Operations Division
"The transition from civilian technology work to military applications was seamless thanks to the comprehensive training programs. The collaborative environment and cutting-edge technology make this an ideal workplace for technical professionals."
— Major David Chen, Digital Systems Specialist
"The specialized training program bridged my gaming background with real-world strategic applications. The analytical skills and decision-making processes translate well to military operations. Excellent mentorship and advancement opportunities."
— Lieutenant Sarah Wilson, Tactical Analysis Unit

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Contact Information

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