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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF WAR

"At Least We're Honest Now™"

Defense & Military Operations

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Form W4R

War Declaration Request

Official request form for initiating military conflict operations. Required for all war-related activities and combat mission authorization.
Processing Time
3-5 Business Days
Classification
Restricted
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Form MIC-365

Military-Industrial Complex Registration

Annual registration form for defense contractors and military-industrial complex participants. Required for procurement eligibility.
Renewal Required
Annually
Fee
$47,000
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Financial & Budget Requests

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Form BUDGET-∞

Infinite Budget Request

Request unlimited funding authorization for defense projects. Bypasses traditional budget approval processes through executive privilege.
Approval Rate
99.7%
Funding Limit
Unlimited
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Operations & Intelligence

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Form TARGET-2025

Report Your Neighbor

Confidential reporting system for suspicious neighbor activities. Helps maintain homeland security through community vigilance programs.
Anonymity
Protected
Response Time
24-48 Hours
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Form DD-LOL

Democracy Delivery Order

Request democracy installation and freedom deployment services for target regions. Standard government export authorization required.
Delivery Method
Expedited
Installation Time
2-20 Years
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Infrastructure & Facilities

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Form BASE-R-US

New Military Base Request

Application for establishing new military installations and forward operating bases. Includes site selection and construction authorization.
Site Survey
Required
Construction Cost
$2.4B Minimum
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