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Form W-4R 2025
Department of War
Internal Conflict Service
Request for More War
OMG No. 1337-0042
Purpose of Form: Complete Form W-4R so your local Department of War office can determine how much additional conflict to allocate to your region. This form replaces the outdated "Peace Request Form P-3AC3" which nobody ever filled out anyway.
Step 1: Enter Personal Information
First name and middle initial:
Last name:
Address:
City, State, ZIP:
Social Conflict Number:
Step 2: Current Conflict Status (check all that apply)
a
b
c
d
Step 3: War Dependency Credits
Number of proxy wars: × $2,000 each
Number of trade wars: × $500 each
Number of culture wars: × $250 each (domestic only)
Step 4: Other Adjustments
Additional war withholding per pay period: $
Step 5: Preferred Conflict Allocation
Type of Conflict Current % Requested % Priority Level
Ground Operations 25% %
Naval Conflicts 20% %
Air Superiority 30% %
Cyber Warfare 15% %
Space Force Operations 10% %

Under penalties of exaggeration, I declare that this request form is, to the best of my knowledge and belief, completely satirical and for entertainment purposes only:

Employee's signature (Type or sign name)
Date
For Department Use Only
War Request Status:
Conflict Allocation Number:
Authorized by:

Privacy Act and Paperwork Reduction Act Notice. We ask for the information on this form to carry out the Internal Conflict laws of the United States Department of War. Internal Conflict Code sections 3402(f)(2) and 6109 and their regulations require you to provide this information if you want more war allocated to your region. Failure to provide a properly completed form will result in continued peace in your area. Routine uses of this information include giving it to the Department of Offense, to cities, states, the District of Columbia, and to the Ministry of Truth for use in administering their conflict and information laws.

You are not required to provide the information requested on a form that is subject to the Paperwork Reduction Act unless the form displays a valid OMG control number. Books or records relating to a form or its instructions must be retained as long as their contents may become material in the administration of any Internal Conflict law. Generally, conflict returns and return information are confidential, as required by Code section 6103.

The average time and expense required to complete and file this form will vary depending on individual circumstances and desire for conflict. For estimated averages, see the instructions for your income conflict return.

⚠️ REMINDER: This is a PARODY form created for satirical purposes ⚠️

This is not a real government document and should not be submitted to any government agency.

For actual tax forms, visit your local tax office

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