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Form TARGET-2025 2025
Department of War
Surveillance & Neighbor Watch Division
Enemy Designation Request
Apply to have your neighbor classified as a threat to democracy
OMB No. 2025-ENEMY
Purpose of Form: Complete Form TARGET-2025 to request that the Department of War classify your neighbor, coworker, or family member as an official threat to democracy. This form enables patriotic citizens to report suspicious activities such as reading books, asking questions, or having different opinions. Processing time: 3-5 business days for standard threats, 24 hours for book readers.
Step 1: Requestor Information (Your Details)
Patriotic name:
Address (verified secure location):
City, State, ZIP:
Current Patriot Score: (minimum 70 required to file)
Surveillance Level Authorization:
Step 2: Target Information (Suspected Enemy)
Target's name:
Target's address:
Relationship to you:
How long have you been watching them?
Step 3: Threat Assessment Checklist

Check all suspicious activities you have observed:

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McCarthyism Score Calculator
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0-20: Mild Suspicion | 21-50: Moderate Concern | 51-80: Clear Threat | 81+: Enemy of the State

Step 4: Evidence Documentation
Overheard conversations:
Social media violations:
Suspicious bumper stickers/signs:
Other evidence:
Step 5: Threat Level Classification Requested
Step 6: Surveillance Requests
Step 7: Desired Outcomes
Step 8: Reward Expectations
Step 9: Previous Enemy Designation Requests
Number of previous requests filed: (this month)
Success rate: % (lifetime average)
Notable past successes:
Step 10: Alternative Conflict Resolution

Note: Attempting rational discourse may result in your own threat level being elevated.

Under penalties of paranoia, I declare that this enemy designation request is based on my sincere belief that democracy can only survive by eliminating all dissenting voices:

Concerned Patriot's signature (No anonymous reports accepted)
Date (in Freedom Calendar format)
For Department Use Only - Processing Status
Threat Designation Status:
Enemy Classification Number:
Authorized by:
Surveillance Team Assigned:

Privacy Act and Paranoia Reduction Act Notice. We ask for the information on this form to carry out the Surveillance State laws of the United States Department of War. Internal Security Code sections 1984(a) and Big Brother Act require you to provide this information if you want your neighbors properly monitored. Failure to provide a properly completed form will result in continued peace and understanding in your neighborhood.

You are encouraged to provide any information requested on forms that help maintain the surveillance state. Reports relating to this form will be retained forever and shared with all relevant and irrelevant agencies. Generally, neighbor reports and paranoia information are available to everyone, as required by the Transparency Through Fear Act.

The average time and suspicion required to complete this form varies depending on your level of neighborly paranoia. For estimated averages, see your local Surveillance State handbook. Remember: If you see something, report everything.

⚠️ REMINDER: This is a PARODY form created for satirical purposes ⚠️

This is not a real government document and should not be submitted to any government agency.

Spying on your neighbors and reporting them to authorities for having different opinions is actually bad.

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