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Form BASE-R-US 2025
Department of War
Global Democracy Delivery Division
Foreign Military Installation Permit
Application for establishing democracy delivery points worldwide
OMB No. 1776-INVADE
Purpose of Form: Complete Form BASE-R-US to apply for permission to establish a permanent freedom outpost in foreign territories. This form streamlines the process of bringing democracy to nations that didn't know they needed it. Processing time: 3-6 months or until local resistance is neutralized, whichever comes first.
Section I: Target Country Information
Target Country Name:
Current Government Type:
Estimated Oil Reserves: billion barrels
Strategic Resources
Oil
Natural Gas
Rare Earth Metals
Lithium
Good Beaches
Population Metrics
Total: million
Military Age: %
Literacy Rate: %
Anti-American: %
Economic Data
GDP: $ billion
Debt: $ billion
Corruption Index: /10
Current Leader: Cooperation Level:
Section II: Base Specifications
Desired Base Size: football fields (Standard American football fields, not soccer)
Personnel Capacity: troops Contractor Ratio: contractors per soldier
Missile Silos Needed: (For defensive purposes only, we promise)
Runway Requirements:
Special Facilities:
Section III: Justification Checklist

Check all reasons that apply for base establishment:

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Section IV: Local Opposition Assessment
Expected Protest Level:
Bribery Budget Needed: $ million (for "infrastructure development")
Puppet Government Installation Timeline: months

🚨 Risk Assessment:

Section V: Environmental Impact Assessment

Please evaluate environmental concerns:

Endangered Species in Area: (We'll relocate them to freedom camps)
Carbon Footprint Increase: tons CO2/year (Freedom has no carbon limits)
Section VI: Economic Benefits to Locals

How will our base improve the local economy?

Local Jobs Created: positions (mostly janitors and food service)
Section VII: Base Naming Options

Select preferred name for the installation:

Section VIII: Host Nation "Agreement" Terms
Forced Lease Duration:
Payment in Freedom Units: liberties per year (1 liberty = 0.001 actual dollars)
Extraterritoriality Rights: Diplomatic immunity for all personnel Local laws don't apply Can invade neighboring countries from base
Host Nation Obligations:
Section IX: Cultural Sensitivity Training Plan
Training Duration: hours (PowerPoint presentation during lunch)
Key Cultural Points to Cover:
Section X: Exit Strategy
Planned Exit Date:
Conditions for Withdrawal:
Section XI: World Map - Base Location Selection
📍 CLICK TO MARK DESIRED BASE LOCATIONS 📍
(Map not to scale, sovereignty not guaranteed)

Instructions: Mark all locations where you would like to establish freedom outposts. Remember: If you can see it on the map, it needs more democracy.

Priority Targets (in order):
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Section XII: Freedom Points Calculator

🦅 Calculate Strategic Value Score 🦅

Factor Multiplier Your Score (0-10) Freedom Points
Oil Reserves ×5 0
Strategic Location ×3 0
Democracy Deficit ×4 0
Golf Course Quality ×2 0
Local Opposition ×1 0
Total Freedom Points: 0
Minimum 100 points required for approval

Certification: I certify that this application is submitted in the name of freedom, democracy, and definitely not for oil or strategic advantage. I understand that any false information may result in assignment to the Department of Peace (which doesn't exist).

Applicant Signature
Date
Secretary of War Signature
Date
For Official Use Only - Global Democracy Division
Application Status:
Base Authorization Code:
Assigned to:
Deployment Timeline:
Authorized by:

Privacy Act and Paperwork Reduction Act Notice. Information requested on this form is authorized under the Global Democracy Enhancement Act of 2001 (as amended annually). This information will be used to facilitate the establishment of freedom outposts worldwide and may be shared with the CIA, NSA, Defense Department, and various corporate sponsors. Routine uses include targeting selection, invasion planning, and post-conflict reconstruction contracts.

You are not required to provide information on forms lacking valid OMB numbers, but failure to complete this form may result in your country missing out on valuable democracy delivery services. All base location data will be stored in our Super Secret World Domination Database and cross-referenced with oil reserves and golf course quality ratings.

The estimated time to complete this form is 2 hours, or until your target country surrenders, whichever comes first. Processing time varies based on UN interference levels and current regime change queue position.

WARNING: Submitting this form constitutes consent to indefinite military presence in your specified location. Exit strategies are not guaranteed and may be subject to oil availability.

⚠️ REMINDER: This is a PARODY form created for satirical purposes ⚠️

This is not a real government document and should not be submitted to any government agency.

No actual countries were invaded in the making of this form.

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